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March 2, 2015

We Must Suffer For The Sake Of The Bunnies

Do you suppose the DEA is getting a bit desperate when one of its agents testifies that legal medical marijuana could suppress a rabbit's instinct to run from danger. You might think it's funny, but consider how hungry the poor coyotes will be if rabbits become extinct.

[DEA special agent Matt] Fairbanks said that at some illegal marijuana grow sites he saw "rabbits that had cultivated a taste for the marijuana. ..." He continued: "One of them refused to leave us, and we took all the marijuana around him, but his natural instincts to run were somehow gone."

I think the only wildlife that will actually be endangered are the DEA Special Agents.

Pat Robertson's warning that we have become slaves to vegetables is sort of tangentially related. Perhaps we should let the bunnies be the slaves to vegetables. After they eat the marijuana we can scoop 'em up and eat 'em as medical rabbits.

Filed under Marijuana | permalink | March 2, 2015 at 03:03 PM

Comments

I've seen that happen myself. Not only are the bunnies lethargic and unable to flee predators but they also start wearing sunglasses and call each other "dude".

Posted by: Russ Martin at Mar 3, 2015 10:30:27 AM

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