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January 28, 2010

Prinz Frederic Für Gubernator!

Prince Frederic and consort Zsa Zsa Gabor
Prinz Frederic von Anhalt, The Duke of Saxony and Westphalia and Count of Ascania (seated) with his lovely consort

His platform: "Return the good life to California;" promote avocados, oranges, wine, weather, beaches and marijuana; legalize marijuana and tax it; add 10¢ to every drink sold in "a Restaurant or Tavern;" add "a buck" to every liquor bottle and pack of cigarettes; open the border with Mexico and tax the Mexican workers who come in; lower DMV fees; tax bad drivers according to their driving record; speeding fines should be $50 for every mile per hour over the speed limit; tax the oil companies; promote natural gas; mandatory solar panels on every new building; reverse Prop 8 ("Let them be as miserable as the rest of us"); lift the ban on imports from Cuba.

If elected he promises he will demand a recount.

More info here. Here you can see videos in which you will hear that he can pronounce "Calfornia," unlike our current Austrian regent. Unfortunately, he has a habit of chopping the air with a pointing finger as he makes his points which does remind one of an infamous 20th century German dictator.

Here the Prince bravely presents his life history in tabloid journals!

Filed under California | permalink | January 28, 2010 at 02:55 PM


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