March 21, 2014
Still Can't Get Stoned In New York
The ATLAH World Missionary Church in Brooklyn put the following message on their sign:
Jennifer Louise Lopez saw that and dutifully brought herself in to be stoned. It went like this:
If you're curious, it is explained that God spoke to Pastor Manning and told him that the new name for Harlem would be "ATLAH." It means "the land where the people shall walk barefoot, because the land is holy ground."