The Popcorn Lie

We were naive to believe it was possible to pop corn with a cell phone array. And now here the truth is revealed. In attempting to suggest cellphones are risky, they removed a magnetron from a microwave and fastened it under the table, thereby making the magnetron a raw, nearly naked magnetron beaming its magnetron rays upward through the table. Not only were the participants' organs sprayed with magnetronium, but their cellphones were too! Think of the havoc!