Let The Wedding Announcements Begin

When marriage was legalized in Massachusetts the news was filled with reports of brilliant, curly-haired intellectuals and political giants walking down the aisle, manly arm-in-arm. But this is California and that can only mean blond celebrities celebrating their Hollywood lesbian nuptials on cliffs overlooking the Pacific. Ellen's announcement today was the first celebrity announcement I've heard, but I have to admit I took a nap, so I may have missed others.